So, since I can't enter my character into that contest in any official manner, I thought I'd just post it up here on my own blog. (That's what my blog's for anyway.)
She's a 100 year old prostitute that I call Maisy. She might have been a fun addition to the Simpsons' universe, if only for one episode. But, alas, her only shot at the limelight is this blog posting. Oh well, them's the breaks, kid.
To all you Yankee Doodle Doodlers who are entirely eligible to enter this contest and have entered already, good luck to all.